I update this page as often as I think of material. Which won’t be often, based on how much I think.

“Just say NO!” to pithy slogans devoid of substance.

It seems like subdivision contractors are running out of names to call their new neighborhoods. During one of my 5 a.m. runs, I ran by a “Chilesburg” and “Homeplace.” That’s right, they’re in this neighborhood to chill or to simply be in their home-place.

If “Kentuckiana” refers to an area straddling both Kentucky and Indiana, could we call the region in both Kentucky and Tennessee “Tennesucky”?

A new study published in the journal of Social Influence has determined that people who lurk on Facebook and do not post/comment on anything within 48 hours end up feeling as though their lives are less meaningful.  Since the final months of 2008 were my last on Facebook, and that I can easily estimate that I spent at least 95% of my time just looking at other people’s stuff (and not posting), the logical conclusion of this study must be that, in Facebook terms, I’ve been clinically depressed since November ’08.

The Most Interesting Man in the World may not always calculate the limit of the average rate of change of x² as it tends toward zero, but when he does, he gets Dos Equis.

Self-identifying information: I went to the University of Idaho. Our motto was “From here, you can go anywhere!” I quickly realized it was because, upon graduating, the first thing you want to do is get the hell out of Idaho.

The combining of Marilyn Monroe’s and Charles Manson’s names into a stage name is pretty badass. However, I still think that something could be done with the moniker “Charles Monroe”. Maybe an accountant gig maybe when his larynx gives out?